It’s going to be hard for me to do a write-up on this without my wife thinking I’ve taken a second job as a porn writer, but here goes.
According to the Daily Sun, a sex-crazed Tokoloshe is running amuck at a small Phaphadi Village, so much so that female students are fleeing in droves. Calling the college a “house of horrors,” it is being reported that “as many as 78 pupils at the college complain of being sore and tired after the super-horny little man with the huge 4-5 abused them” (BTW, “4-5 is South African slang for “penis”, although I have no idea why).
The Daily Sun article then goes into great detail about the Tokoloshe’s exploits, which results in these amazing nuggets:
- “Many of them (the students) claimed they were virgins when they came to the college but have since lost their virginity to the Tokoloshe.”
- “The girls are tired of having sex every night with the short man and are looking for accommodations elsewhere in the village.”
- One girl stated that when you wake up the morning after being attacked by the Tokoloshe, “your punani is not happy” and “it feels as if you have poured pepper on it.”
When reached for comment, the owner and director of the college disputed the claims and said the whole thing was “fabricated by those with a vendetta against me.”
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If you’re just dying to get more graphic details about sex with a Tokoloshe, complete with multiple references to “5-6” and pepper-seasoned punani, you can read the entire article from The Daily Sun here.
Want to bone up (sorry) on my stories about the Tokoloshe? Check out my Tokoloshe archives here.
