Woman Claims Tokoloshe Has Ruined Her Sex Life

–via newsdzezimbabwe

It’s been a while, but the Tokoloshe is back with a vengeance, ruining the sex lives of men and women everywhere!

In this instance, 28-year-old mother of two, Grace Baloyi, is claiming that the Tokoloshe’s continued sexual assaults have left her drained, tired, and cranky. “The Tokoloshe makes me impatient with every man who comes into my life”, she recently told a reporter.

Baloyi states that the Tokoloshe often has relations with her several times, “usually in the early hours”, although it has also been known to assault her when she tries to take naps during the day. “Sometimes I see it coming to my bedroom and taking off its belt”, she remarked.

When asked to describe the events, Baloyi simply stated “I wake up wet and tired.”

Baloyi believes the Tokloshe was sent to her “by jealous people who don’t want me to get married or have a stable relationship.”

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