Destination America Ignores, Rewrites History with Helltown


Note: This piece originally appeared in the December 2017 issue of The Ghosts Of Ohio Newsletter (subscribe here to start receiving your very own free issues). But as someone who has been wearing the moniker “The Man Who Debunked Hell Town” since the early 2000s, I have been bombarded with questions about the validity of Destination America’s recent program, Helltown. So much so that I felt the article needed to be reposted here. For it is my firm belief that if anyone expects to be taken seriously in the field of paranormal research, they must be willing to openly admit instances of BS when they come floating across our airwaves.

Helltown cover

When I first learned that Destination America was going to be running a 2-hour program on the truth about Hell Town, I immediately began planning to do a review of it for an upcoming newsletter. For the premiere, I even made sure that I had a notepad and laptop within reach so I could take notes, including references and different aspects of the legend that I needed to dig deeper into. I had snacks and beverages and had even turned the cell phone off. This was going to be fantastic: 2 hours of in-depth history on the legend of Hell Town. And then the show started.

For the next two hours, I sat there in stunned silence. Twenty minutes in, it began to dawn on me that the huge review article I had been planning could be boiled down to two simply words:

It’s fake.

That’s the short version, anyway. The full thought would be that Helltown was the most ridiculous piece of garbage that I have ever seen on the Destination America channel. And let’s be honest here: that’s saying a lot! In fact, the idea that Destination America would willingly put out this piece of work speaks volumes as to how low this channel has sunk. Yeah, I get it, they called it Helltown instead of using the more popular two-word title that most have come to know the area as. But this was 2 hours of the most bizarre and outlandish claims I have ever heard, which is again saying a lot. I could take up pages of this newsletter going scene by scene, pointing out the various inaccuracies, but since I found roughly 95% of what I saw to not only be inaccurate, but total fabrications, that would take forever. Plus, I’ll be honest with you: I don’t want to devote any more of my time and effort to this steaming pile than is absolutely necessary. So, let’s just get right at it and rip it apart as quickly as possible.

Let’s start with this: ALL of the people shown in Helltown are actors and actresses. Canadian ones, no less. I’m not going to list their real names because they are just trying to make a living here. But if you want to find their names, just wait until the end of the credits for Helltown and you’ll see them all there, right along with a good 3-4 screens’ worth of disclaimers about the so-called “facts” of the case and one screen, which flies by, that all but admits it’s all made up and that, among other things, actors were used as opposed to “actual persons”:

End Credits

Wait a second. Is this saying that every single person in Helltown is an actor and/or otherwise pretending to be someone they are not? Yes, that’s exactly what it’s saying.

What, you mean this guy, too? The one who was from the area and knew all about the local history, especially all about the reports of human sacrifices and cults in the area?

Paul Wyndham

It even says he’s a Professor of Folklore and Mythology at Cuyahoga Community College, so he has to be real, right? Nope, another Canadian actor. And one who couldn’t even pronounce “Cuyahoga” correctly, which is a little weird since, you know, it’s part of the name of the place where he works and all.

OK, but this guy, Conor Dwyer, has to be real.

Older Conor Dwyer

He’s even shown as a young man in that television special that ran back in the 1980s. He’s sitting with his grandfather on their front porch and the grandfather mentions that he doesn’t want to move his family out of the area because Conor is deaf and would have trouble in a new location.

Dwyers on porchHe’s fake, too. Plus, he’s a great example of how far Destination America was willing to go to mess with its audience. You see, For The Good Of All was indeed a special about the Boston Township area that ran in the 1980s. In Helltown, they make it appear as though they are playing a clip from that 80s special and are interviewing a local resident, who is not named. He talks about not wanting to move, especially because his grandson, Conor, is deaf and there are concerns about how he will be able to function outside of the only home he’s ever known.

The problem is that in For The Good Of All, the comments Helltown attributes (and shows) as belonging to Conor Dwyer’s grandfather were actually said by someone else: a man named Burrell Tonkin. And in the original, Tonkin is not talking about concerns over relocating his grandson, but rather his elderly mother.

I could continue, but let’s leave it with this guy—Terry Greenbaum, the big conspiracy theory guy who ran a website and posted conspiracy videos about Helltown and other locales. He’s the one who teams up with some weird video guy and they go off in search of those hidden tunnels under Helltown.

Terry GreenbaumYeah, he’s a Canadian actor, too. Don’t believe me? Just fast forward to the point where Greenbaum and his buddy are in the tunnels and they get scared—they both totally lose their fake accents and start sounding like a bad SCTV skit. Oh yeah, and none of his websites or videos exist, either.

As I’ve thoroughly documented, beginning as far back as 2001, the legends surrounding the area that would become known as Hell Town sprung up as a result of the US Government declaring eminent domain and pushing residents out in order to create and extend what is now known as Cuyahoga National Park. That’s it. It’s a sad, tragic story, but one that does not involve government conspiracies, satanic cults, slaughterhouses, or secret tunnels. And for God’s sake, please don’t go out there looking for any wendigo, either. I know, I know, it’s incredibly tempting because who wouldn’t want to meet a creature that Helltown depicts as being something straight off the back cover of a King Crimson album (BTW, I feel old just typing those three words):


To sum everything up, Destination America’s Helltown is about as truthful as Animal Planet’s Mermaids: The Body Found. Still, the most appalling thing about the presentation is how gullible Destination America must think their audience is. I’d like to give them credit and say that perhaps they were trying to create a thrilling mockumentary, but I can’t even do that. The acting is horrible, the plotline is incomprehensible, and it appears as though they went the “found footage/home movie” route to cover up the fact that no one on the crew appears capable of successfully framing a single shot. For these reasons, I would suggest you not walk, but run from your TV should this monstrosity appear on the screen. And if someone suggests that you watch it yourself, immediately make a mental note to remove said person from your holiday gift exchange list. For clearly, anyone who suggests Helltown to you is not a friend.

For more information about what really happened in the area known as Hell Town, please visit The Ghosts Of Ohio’s original 2001 article on the history of Hell Town.



ONW Special Report: Reality Check on Aurora Shootings


While our nation mourns over the senseless act that took place in Aurora, Colorado in the early morning hours of July 20th, 2012, the big question on the lips of every reporter is whether or not US gun laws need to be changed. Every reporter, that is, except for Ben Swann at Cincinnati’s WXIX/Fox 19.

In addition to being the primetime anchor, Swann also writes, produces and hosts Reality Check with Ben Swann (but no word if he designed the wacky logo). In a recent segment, Swann addressed the Aurora shooting, asking the same questions that conspiracy theorists everywhere are pondering (link to video of entire segment is at the bottom of this post, or you can click here if you don’t want to hop over the oh-so-stylish logo).

Swann doesn’t go so far as to say there’s any sort of cover-up taking place, but he is puzzled as to why we don’t have basic answers regarding suspect James Holmes’s behavior (e.g.: spending months booby trapping his apartment and then telling police about it) and why eyewitness accounts seem to suggest Holmes may not have acted alone.

Screen shot from Reality Check clip, which can be viewed in its entirety here

To date, this is the only reporter that I’ve found who is publicly commenting on these unanswered questions. That, to me, is the weirdest thing.

If you want to check out the video for yourself, just click here here. You might also want to click  here and visit Swann’s Facebook page, where people are leaving comments/thoughts about the Reality Check segment.


I’ll be honest here; you don’t spend close to 30 years investigating the strange and spooky without occasionally falling down the rabbit hole due to a healthy dose of conspiracy theories. So I’ve heard my fair share of said theories, some of which I’ve come to believe (e.g., something really did crash in Roswell and Men in Black do exist). But I also know when it’s time to just accept that you can’t believe everything you hear and see (e.g., Paul McCartney is still alive and Elvis is still dead). And I am of the firm belief that the greater the catastrophe, the bigger the conspiracy theory needs to be in order to fully explain why something happened as opposed to, as my brother-in-law likes to say, “that’s just the way it is.”

So while I am certainly not willing to subscribe to the ever-growing number of people on the Internet who claim there was some sort of cover-up involved in Aurora, I am curious as to why no one seems to have the answers to basic questions (why set up booby traps and then tell police about them? Why arm yourself for a battle and then just sit and wait to be arrested?).  Seems everyone I talk to is asking the same questions, so it’s just a wee bit odd that, with the exception of Ben Swann down in Cincinnati, no other reporters appear to be asking for answers. And now, even as I write this, there’s “breaking news” that suspect James Holmes allegedly sent a handwritten journal to a professor, outlining the massacre, prior to the shooting. So the whole thing just gets weirder and weirder.

Perhaps as the trial lingers on (and on and on and on), all these questions will be answered. And hopefully it’s done with more than just a blanket “dude’s crazy.” Until then, we’re all left to ponder and theorize, so feel free to hit the “comment” button and let me know your take on the whole thing…or if you want to borrow one of my many tin foil hats.