Voices Of The Weird: Spooky-Spooky

“Man, that’s spooky. (pause) Spooky. (pause) Whoa, spooky. (pause) Spooky, man, spooky. (pause) Man, spooky-spooky. (pause) Oh, that’s spooky. (pause) Man, I got one word for you, man, about all…

Voices Of The Weird: I’m Bulletproof

“You can’t punch me. I’m bulletproof.”                                     –Young man inside an Oxford, Ohio…

Voices Of The Weird: This Is Not Good

“Hold on. I think I just shit my pants. This is not good. Yeah, let me call you back.”                      …

Voices of the Weird Archive

Looking for a place to find all of the past Voices of the Weird quotes? Well, the archive is now up and running. Not much there…yet. But just click on…

Voices of the Weird: Giant Doghouse

“Oh, I used to love running in that neighborhood. But then a bunch of homeless dogs starting living there, so I stopped. I think that’s why they built that giant…