Voices of the Weird: Get That Out of the Basement

“You need to get that out of the basement. If mom comes home and sees it, she’s gonna freak. Just wrap a tarp around it. Make sure you scrub the floor, too.” 
                                –Man inside a Columbus-area Lowe’s, apparently shopping for padlocks

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