ONW Special Report: Darth Vader Robs Toledo Bank

–From the ONW (Ohio News of the Weird) News Desk

On May 23rd, 2012, Darth Vader walked into a Toledo, Ohio, Huntington Bank and held the place up. The Force must have been strong with this one as Vader was able to make his escape on a BMX bike. As of this writing, the suspect was still at large.

Daring BMX escape aside, I’m still shocked this guy was able to pull the robbery off. Seriously, where was security during all this? Maybe I just live a sheltered life, but I can’t think of a single instance where it would be a good thing to see Darth Vader walk into your bank. I think that when the Dark Lord of the Sith comes strolling into your bank, it’s safe to assume things will end in tears.

For the full story, check out the Smoking Gun.


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