Minerva Park Monkey Business
So apparently there’s a monkey running loose in the village of Minerva Park, Ohio. Not just any monkey, mind you. A howler monkey. That’s right, a howler monkey. How are such…
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“Akron Pooper” Still At Large
And now for something all Ohioans can be proud of: The Akron Pooper has made national news. Perhaps more importantly, people across this great nation of ours are questioning why…
Ohio Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Ate All Her Salsa
Since moving here in 1999, I’ve learned a couple of unique dos and don’ts when it comes to living in the Buckeye State. For one, I should never wear anything…
Akron Police Searching For “Mystery Pooper”
When this report first hit my Strange & Spooky News Wire, I’ll be honest: I read it at least five times, looking for the punchline. Turns out the whole thing…
Ohio Suspect Attempts To Elude Police By Driving To Prison
According to The Toledo Blade, in the early morning hours of Wednesday, January 21st, police attempted to make a traffic stop on a vehicle as it approached the intersection of…
ONW: 7-Foot Creature Spotted In Highland County, Ohio
Well, I’ve finally poked my head out of my 2014 Holiday Bunker and am busy getting reacquainted with my strange and spooky world. So lots of catching up to do!…
ONW: Toy Wand In Dayton Store Contains Hidden ‘Demonic’ Image
According to Dayton’s WHIO, mother Nicole Allen walked into a local Dollar Store and purchased what she thought was a “magic wand” for her 2-year-old daughter. When they got the…
ONW: Unhappy With Hair Cut, Man Punches Great Clips Employee
Let me begin by saying that I don’t condone violence. In fact, when I first started reading the news report about how Jimmy Nguyen became so upset over his hair…