ONW: Vanilla Ice Heading To Ohio To Break Amish…Or Something
Breaking news: we have officially begun scraping the bottom of the reality TV show barrel. And producers are coming to Ohio to prove it to you. The DIY Network (yes,…
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ONW: Miami University’s Farmer School Of Business To Be Run By Zombies?
As a long-time fan of The Walking Dead (even though I have to DVR it and watch it when my wife’s not around), I am fascinated with the apparent correlation…
ONW: Holy Sh*t!
When dealing with the strange and spooky, one thing’s for certain: you will never, ever, ever be able to say “well, I’ve seen it all.” Case in point, just when…
Happy 2013! What A Strange & Spooky Year It Will Be!
Happy New Year! Despite rumors that my disappearance over the holidays was due to my getting stuck inside the Tunnel of Death in Rocky River, the simple fact was I…
ONW: Ohio Woman Says Ghosts Preventing Sale Of Childhood Home
Every October, news channels everywhere start bombarding us with special segments on “real” ghost stories in an effort to get us in the mood for Halloween. Ohio is no different.…
ONW: Attack Of The Columbus Pissing Bandit!
On Wednesday, September 12th, Northeast Columbus resident Sandra Barber called police to report that someone had left a bottle filled with urine in her mailbox. And while it was the…
ONW: This Ohio Cat’s Out Of (And In) The Bag
Earlier this September, Ethel Maze of Circleville was preparing for her annual trip to Disney World in Orlando, Florida. Maze, who runs the Maze Residential Care Home, was making this…
ONW: Man Calls Police On Ohio Prostitute Who Raised Her Prices
This one’s “under investigation”, so details are kind of sketchy at this point. What we do know is that police from Ann Arbor, Michigan were called out to a private…